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Edited by
rik
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Thu 08/31/17 01:15 AM
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A rich man and a poor man get together after Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife. The rich man says, "Oh just a new Cadillac and diamond bracelet. What did you get your wife?" The poor man says, "Gee, those are beautiful gifts. I got my wife slippers and a d.i.l.d.o." "A d.i.l.d.o.?" Asks the rich man. The poor man says" Yea, cuz if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f... herself.
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A rich man and a poor man get together after Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife. The rich man says, "Oh just a new Cadillac and diamond bracelet. What did you get your wife?" The poor man says, "Gee, those are beautiful gifts. I got my wife slippers and a d.i.l.d.o." "A d.i.l.d.o.?" Asks the rich man. The poor man says" Yea, cuz if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f... herself.   that's some funny *** **** right there
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Good one 
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish |
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