I can't find my phone and am calling Lol

Y'mean it stops ringing before you find out exactly where it is? I hate it when that happens. You know you're in the right area, but just can't find the dang thang.

Sometimes cordless is more of a nuisance than a feature. The "house phone" here is a VoIP, with three handsets and chargers. Someone (not me) is always leaving a handset where they last used it, instead of putting it back in the charger. In the Old Days, with corded phones, they might walk away and leave it off the hook, but there was no leaving the phone in another room, or maybe outdoors. A few weeks ago, a family member got angry while outside with one handset, hung up on the person they were talking to, and threw the phone into the bushes.

The main charger/answering machine is near where the cable line comes into the house, in the master bedroom. It has a "Find Handset" button on it. (A very Good Thing.) I had to push the button and walk around outside listening for the handset beeping until I narrowed down the general area, and before it stopped beeping. Then I went back indoors, pushed the button again, and ran back out to where I thought the handset was. After a little rootin' around, I found it.

Oh, and welcome to Mingle2.

that's some funny *** **** right there