Where is your favorite place to put your children when you don't want to.watch them? I prefer a nice walk-in closet, or a dog cage. If my grandmother isn't available to ignore my child while I party, I sometimes just leave my child at the orphanage in a little basket and pick him up when I sober up. How about you? what's your favorite way to deal with little demon children?

This is obviously a satirical piece based off of the observations I have had in my life. My best friends wife decided to get addicted to heroin and leave him after she got bored of being a mommy. She hasnt been seen since she ran away from her child.