One "Payday" "Mr. Goodbar" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey". So he took
Ms. "Hershey" behind the "PowerHouse" on the corner of "5th
Avenue" and "Clark". He then began to feel her "Mounds" which was an "Almond Joy", which of course made his "Tootsie" roll.

He "Snickered" as he slipped his "Butterfinger" up her "Kit Kat", which of course caused a "Milky Way". She screamed "Oh Henry!" as she squeezed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".

"You're better than the "Three Musketeers"", she cried.
Soon she became a bit "Chunky" and some nine months later gave
birth to a "Baby Ruth".

Good one!!!

lmao all 3 of us good one !!!

*starts to 'slow clap'*

My mom copied this where she worked and gave it to me when
I was in the 7th grade...I laughed so much at this poem and liked it so much I memorized it. And thus started the spiral
into humor. She had a wonderful sense of humor....