roflmao


welcome wes from the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack woods here...any animal fetishes or loves welcome here

One must be careful not to be "LAMBASTED" in a public forun for one's affection for 4 legged lovers.

we dont discriminate here we herd

roflmao.....this black sheep just won't die

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaa is all i can hear

By the way peachie, I have noticed that your halo has slipped down to just below your knees. You mind if I lick it all the way back into place for you?

as long as you baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa when u do it

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this news flash.

'Hello, this is Harddley Worthit with BAAH TV, I am standing here in a flock of sheep and would like to introduce Sam Dasham, a Texas sheep herder. Hello Sam'
There is a slight pause as Sam bows his head and spits, looks up wipes his chin, his nose and then wipes his hand on his pants.
Sam speaks:
'Howdy Harddley'
Harddley speaks:
'Tell me Sam how do you feel about the cloning of a sheep? I understand it was a ewe'.
Sam grins, exposing typical tobacco stained green teeth. He leans over again and spits. Wipes his chin off then wipes his hand on his pants. Looking at his boot, he sees he has been spitting on it. He wipes the toe of his boot off on the back of his pant leg. Then looks up and grins a little bigger.
'Well Harddley I see good things coming from this. The rams have always seemed to be a very jealous part of the heard. They git agitated when ever me and my friends come around. They leave a dye on the backs of the girls, err females, err ewe's that makes a bad mess and is hard to get off your stomach. The hair, ah, I mean wool from the ewes is much softer and much better liked by all my neighbors and family. I can rent them out and they fetch more money than the rams. If it weren't for needing liddle sheeps we wouldn't need the rams at all. Now we can get rid of them and not have to watch out for them while the ewes are tending to us, ugh, I mean while we tend to the ewes. Like I said Harddley there is nothing but good to come from this'
Harddley, staring at a drop of chew still on Sams' chin, is turning a light shade of green, but starting to get a little anxious. He turns to the camera and says: ' There you have it ladies and gentlemen. This is Harddley Worthit. Now, back to the studio.' Harddley lowers the mike and asks Sam, thinking the camera is off. 'Can I get a private interview with that cute one over there?'

roflmao baaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatastic

OMG you people are killing me -- that's funny

cmon twitch i got some sheep picked out specially for u....they dont run all to fast and we can back em up to the fence easily....like leadin a sheep to slaughter

I "sheepishly" admit I like Ews backed into fences, makes it "hard: for them to escape!!

T F F

<<<<<<<<<Anyone need a lift?

i got em for ya twitch

...and so you see, the long and the short of it is, she seemed ill and I was leaning up against her pushing her to the vet's office. Honest occifer! You'all can ask my brother Zeb over there. Just wait til he's dong fellating old Zeke the goat!

thats a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy

A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says,
'See that tree there, don't cut it down because under that tree I made love for the first time.'
The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.
Then the man says,
'And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love.'
The architect could hardly believe his ears,
'That's incredible, what did her mother say?'
To which the man replies,










'Baaaaaa.''