A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her
that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never
have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The
therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that
might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband
one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell
her what happened.

The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the
therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had
the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen
if she gave her husband two pills, and the therapist says
she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in
telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the
night before and what would happen if she gave him five
pills. The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead
and try it.

The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells
the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and
what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the
bottle. The therapist says she doesn't know; it's an
experimental drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle
could do to a person.

Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the
rest of the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee.

A week later, a boy walks into the therapist's office and
says: "Are you the dumb screw who gave my mother a bottle
of experimental pills?" "Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?"

"Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and
dad's sittin' in the corner going, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

RITFLMAO That was a great joke. Thanks for posting it