A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near highway 481
in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge
buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the shrub w/ a tailgate
Feeder. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on
his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck. As he was about to squeeze the
trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral
procession passing slowly down highway 481. The hunter pulled away from
the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and
then closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was stunned. "Wow, that is the
most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You are indeed
the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."


The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."

Thats a good one !