An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work at the top of a high-rise building.
It was lunch time, and when the Irishman opened his lunch pail he groaned, "Corned beef and cabbage again! If I get corned beef and cabbage for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch pail and exclaimed, "Tacos again! If I get tacos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building too!"

Then the redneck opened his lunch pail and grumbled, "Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich for lunch I'm going to jump too!"

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch pail, found he had corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, saw he had tacos and jumped to his death too.

Finally, the redneck opened his lunch pail, found a bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.

At their funeral the following day, the Irishman's wife sobbed through her tears, "If I had known he was so tired of corned beef and cabbage, I would have given him something else."

The Mexican's wife wept, "If I had only known he didn't want tacos any more, I would have packed him something else."

Everyone then turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Don't look at me," she said, "he packed his own lunch."

hahaha. i've heard one like this before. only i think it was about blondes...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny...