A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, ***** and *****".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, ***** is a cat like our little Mittens, and ***** is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...***** and *****.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is *****."
"OK dad, so what's a *****?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

hey dont blame me ... the site did it ...not me
lol

Ok...it's not at all funny...

Why the HELL wasn't it deleted????

wow seems u guys are really serious about this, take it easy its a joke

wow seems u guys are really serious about this, take it easy its a joke

That's more along the lines of most of the ones that I know.

lmao.
i thought it was pretty funny.

hahahaha that is hilarious

hey pple ...calm down ...jus a joke ..thaz all ...
lol