I hope this one goes.
A drunk walks into a bar wanting more to drink, but has no more money. The bartender tells him that he will give him a few drinks if he does a few things for him in return. The drunk agrees.
The bartender points at the bouncer and says that nobody has ever knocked him down. The drunk walks over to him, draws back and blasts him. Down he went, the bartender was amazed and give the drunk a couple shots.
The drunk asks what's next? The bartender replies " There is a 400 pound hooker in that room over there that's never been gotten-off, get her off." Then he says that he has a pit-bull out back with a loose tooth and tells the drunk to pull the tooth. The drunk stumbles out back to the pit-bull and everyone hears a terrible fight. Yelling, screaming, barking, yelping, and so on. The drunk walks back into the bar all f$%ked up, bloody and tore up. He then asks the bartender where the hooker with the loose tooth was.

lmao.


i've heard that one before,
but, i still like it.
haha.

too good