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yo momas so stupid,
she got locked in the girls room, and nearly pi#sed her self. yo momas so big, she tripped over wal-mart, and landed on target, and every time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends. yo mamas breath is so stank, that people look forward to her farts. yo momas house is so dusty, that the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies.  ....your turn....
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yo momas so stupid,
she got locked in the girls room, and nearly pi#sed her self. ^ i don't get that one. |
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yo momas so stupid, she got locked in the girls room, and nearly pi#sed her self. ^ i don't get that one. |
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yo momas so stupid, she got locked in the girls room, and nearly pi#sed her self. ^ i don't get that one. ohhh. right, right. thanks. 
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Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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yo momma so skinny that when she turns sideways you can't see her. Yo momma so ugly when she turns forwards you wish she'd turn sideways again.
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Yo momma so stupid........... when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid............ she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! |
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Yo momma so fat......... when she steps on a scale, it reads, "One at a time, please."
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yo momas like a shot gun,
two cocks, and she blows. |
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Yo momma so fat......... when she steps on a scale, it reads, "One at a time, please."
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yo momas like a shot gun, two cocks, and she blows.
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yo mamas teeth are so yellow,
when she smiles in traffic, everyone slows down. |
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