Uncle Charles always over does it BIG on the scotch. Bigmama at 80 something has very little patients and can still delve out the swats. My cousins Kevin&Gregg always fight over their mom's Mac & cheese,one year they dropped the whole pan an my aunt fell to her knees. My Oldest brother acts like he can't stand the family, but he's the first to start singing after 2 glasses of blackberry brandy. My sister has a new man to bring every year, and by the end of the day there usually running from fear.
My familia is nutso and i love them so much. Can't forget when my father falls asleep watching football, remote tightly in his clutch.
My nephew tried to take it out of dad's hand, this is a mistake.
He will heal just fine, only a hairline fracture not a break.
My little nieces are all so adorable. Until they get wacked up on punch & peach cobbler then their behavior becomes deplorable. That's when my mom says enough is enough, and kids start scrambling cause they know what's up.
Someone is going to get it for breaking Bigmama's antique lamp. That thing was older than the first dirt and the kids knew they had better break camp. At the end of this day all will need sleep. Bless my family and yours
for the memories we keep.

Your family is "normal" and is was a nice story!

thank you for sharing...I say that a lot to you don't I, but its meant with total sincerity every time

PEACH COBBLER!
yummm.

That poem was great! It reads like a rap song or a poem at the open mike spoken word competitions.