Not many will get it I'll explain if you ask but but it's not going to be cute

Runs into the topic room carrying a club.. did anybody see a baby seal come in here???...ohhhh... hides the club behind his back..Oops. . Sorry.. my bad... walks out of the room..
Mumbling under his breath now what are the children going to eat tonight..

Is this like the boiled egg that gets his head smashed in.

That is so sad

What is sad about it?

Clubbing baby seals

They just want to party

It's just some dark humor don't take it to seriously please

There was this pretty little girl about 6 years old, sitting in her Garden digging a hole, the neighbor next door is leaning on his fence watching, so after a few minutes he asks her what she is doing,with tear filled eyes, she looks up to him and says well my pet Goldfish died, so I am digging a grave so I can bury him, the guy is really moved by this, so when he has calmed down, he says that is such a lovely story-but tell me why are you digging such a big hole just for a little Goldfish, the little girl looks up at him and says,
Because he's in your F-----g Cat.

oh my god, i get it now.

Krissy I won't your number.
Can you give me plz