Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He see the postman once a week & gets groceries once a month, otherwise it's total piece & quiet.

After 6 months or so of total isolation someone knocks on the door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there.

Name is Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party friday nite and thought you might like to come about 5:00.

" Great" Tom says, " after 6 months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, thanks.

As Cliff is leaving he stops . " Gotta warn ya, might be some drinking."
Not a problem says Tom. After 25 years in the business I can drink with the best of them.

AGain Cliff turns and stops and says might be some fighting too likely.
Tom says I get along great with people no problem. Thanks again

Cliff turns again and says well there might be some wild sex also.
Tom says now that's really not a problem, warming to the idea. I ve been alone for 6 months, I will definately be there. By the way Tom says what should I wear?

Cliff says doesnt much matter, just gonna be the two of us!

Hehe...another reminder that you can NEVER get far enough away from the weird world of humanity!

Funny one!

bummer

I say if your invited to a party STAY HOME!

Note to self: Never retire in Alaska

Hey chopperdan

Happy Turkey Day