A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband. "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it for awhile and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked "Why would you pay $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150."
The man replied "Long ago a man died here, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

That's Good LMAO

nice.....hahahahahah

Good One

A sick joke, but a good good one.

THAT WAS DEFINITELY FUNNY

that was good!

glad you all like it



Happy Thanksgiving to all

nice one,that would be my luck to

That was good....

I don't know why this is sooooo funny......Women don't nag