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Topic: WOMENS PERSONAL AD GUIDE (the real meanings)
r2hott Joined Sat 02/20/16 Posts: 26	Sat 04/01/17 10:14 PM Edited by r2hott on Sat 04/01/17 10:14 PM
40ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No **** Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very friendly person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - ***** Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sat 04/01/17 10:26 PM Edited by dreamerana on Sat 04/01/17 10:54 PM
Interesting

scepticalsoulmate Joined Wed 08/24/16 Posts: 9737	Sun 04/02/17 12:08 AM
this one i have to see i mean how the guys react to this lol

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Mon 04/03/17 01:48 PM
40ish - 49Adventurous - Slept with everyoneAthletic - No ***Average looking - UglyBeautiful - Pathological liarContagious Smile - Does a lot of pillsEmotionally secure - On medicationFeminist - FatFree spirit - JunkieFriendship first - Former very friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - ***** Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker funny because its true

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Mon 04/03/17 02:02 PM
yeah. All too true. Add in "I don't look my age." I only wish I looked to them, the way they THINK they look.

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 04/03/17 02:24 PM
OK I can't resist. Men's profile meanings 40ish. Some hooker told him this skidding into retirement. Adventurous The Ex wouldn't do kinky but he's still up for a try. Athletic. If you can stand the smell of his back, knee, and wrist brace AND he can find his lucky socks. Probably you are going to have to work intil 75 to pay off his gambling debts. Average looking. Like all the other guys down at the strip bar and he has man boobs bigger than his date. Handsome Yea with $50k of implants, $30k of hair plugs, and a spray on tan he and Donald could be related. Contagious smile. Yup his last girlfriend gave him an oral std. Emotionally secure. Helicopter Mom kicked the bucket. Daughter comes over regularly so he doesn't spend holidays alone Feminist You are paying for his invitations and he likes you to slap his behind Free Spirit. Unemployed living on someone else's money. Friendship First Still paying off the bills from who cares. New Age Thinker. Failed public speaker wants you to live without a car, hot running water, and regularly does mushrooms PR whatever prozac he can lift Passionate. Wants PDA's chronically, likes to cry to get his way.and prone to tantrums. Solid built. You better have steel reinforced furniture. Soul Mate. Religoous zealot and You better buy whatever he is selling chapter and verse or your family will never know where you disappear to. I could add a few more but hey leave that up to the girls

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Mon 04/03/17 02:45 PM
OK I can't resist.Men's profile meanings 40ish. Some hooker told him this skidding into retirement.Adventurous The Ex wouldn't do kinky but he's still up for a try.Athletic. If you can stand the smell of his back, knee, and wrist brace AND he can find his lucky socks. Probably you are going to have to work intil 75 to pay off his gambling debts. Average looking. Like all the other guys down at the strip bar and he has man boobs bigger than his date.Handsome Yea with $50k of implants, $30k of hair plugs, and a spray on tan he and Donald could be related.Contagious smile. Yup his last girlfriend gave him an oral std.Emotionally secure. Helicopter Mom kicked the bucket. Daughter comes over regularly so he doesn't spend holidays alone Feminist You are paying for his invitations and he likes you to slap his behindFree Spirit. Unemployed living on someone else's money.Friendship First Still paying off the bills from who cares. New Age Thinker. Failed public speaker wants you to live without a car, hot running water, and regularly does mushrooms PR whatever prozac he can liftPassionate. Wants PDA's chronically, likes to cry to get his way.and prone to tantrums.Solid built. You better have steel reinforced furniture.Soul Mate. Religoous zealot and You better buy whatever he is selling chapter and verse or your family will never know where you disappear to.I could add a few more but hey leave that up to the girls nope.

scepticalsoulmate Joined Wed 08/24/16 Posts: 9737	Mon 04/03/17 07:55 PM
OK I can't resist. Men's profile meanings 40ish. Some hooker told him this skidding into retirement. Adventurous The Ex wouldn't do kinky but he's still up for a try. Athletic. If you can stand the smell of his back, knee, and wrist brace AND he can find his lucky socks. Probably you are going to have to work intil 75 to pay off his gambling debts. Average looking. Like all the other guys down at the strip bar and he has man boobs bigger than his date. Handsome Yea with $50k of implants, $30k of hair plugs, and a spray on tan he and Donald could be related. Contagious smile. Yup his last girlfriend gave him an oral std. Emotionally secure. Helicopter Mom kicked the bucket. Daughter comes over regularly so he doesn't spend holidays alone Feminist You are paying for his invitations and he likes you to slap his behind Free Spirit. Unemployed living on someone else's money. Friendship First Still paying off the bills from who cares. New Age Thinker. Failed public speaker wants you to live without a car, hot running water, and regularly does mushrooms PR whatever prozac he can lift Passionate. Wants PDA's chronically, likes to cry to get his way.and prone to tantrums. Solid built. You better have steel reinforced furniture. Soul Mate. Religoous zealot and You better buy whatever he is selling chapter and verse or your family will never know where you disappear to. I could add a few more but hey leave that up to the girls

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Mon 04/03/17 08:50 PM
Interesting DREAM I think more sad that we all have become so Jaded If both of these hold true then why do both sexes still try.

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Tue 04/04/17 10:15 PM Edited by PacificStar48 on Tue 04/04/17 10:23 PM
Disclaimer the "flip side" is just as much a joke as the female version. At least the majority of the time. Dating can be fun and not a lot of drama if you just use a little common sense and courtesy. On line dating is no different. Follow the Mingleland recommendations and you can easily avoid the scammers and rip offs. And over time meet Nice hard working normal people like yourself. People who when you get to know and like them often stay friends for years if that great romance is not in the cards.

ladonnaKiss Joined Sun 04/02/17 Posts: 7	Tue 04/04/17 10:38 PM
Lol.. it's to funny time..