A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this d**n church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, d**n it. I said I want to join this d**n church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no d**n problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the d**n lottery and I want to join this d**n church to get rid of some of this d**n money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b**ch giving you a hard time

Ooooh! Got to love it. P.S. Ain't it the truth?