A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if
he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me
what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!.
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl! replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"


The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, we're sitting on
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and
a queer.

LMAO!

roflmao thanks for sharing that was great

I thought you guys might like that one. Had me in stitches when I 1st read it.

A true classic, never gets old... hahahaha

too too funny!!!!!