So this guy is at a club and haveing a great time dancing and drinking
with this chic he had met earlier in the night. She asks him if he'd
like to get out of there for some sexx and him being a typical guy said
"Hell yea!". So out the door they went and down the street to the
closest cheapest motel in town. After about 3 or 4 hours of straight up
hard core boneing they are laying in the bed exausted and sweaty... The
woman is laying down near his mid section stareing at his dick like she
was expecting it to do a magic trick or something while gently flopping
the soft tissue back and forth. Him being just an average guy says "You
want more?" She looks him dead in the eye and says "No thanks I'm just
admireing your penis... I really miss mine"

haha I heard that the other night and figured it needed to be shared
like it or hate it there it is

LMAO

omg LMAO