What's the difference between sin and shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.

Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? A: The longer you play with it the harder it gets.

A little boy and girl are sitting in a bathtub together. The girl looks down and asks, "Can I touch it?" The boy replies, "No, you already broke yours off!"

What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Do you know why God made pubic hairs curly!?? So you won't poke your eyes out!

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

You are definitely a hit with the 7th graders here...