One afternoon a man says to his wife,you,me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies,
"I don't want to go in the morning."
The husband is furious and replies,
"I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job,or we have anal sex."
The wife isn't to pleased but realises its one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says,
"Well,what's it to be?"
She isn't pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she stars she stops and says,
"Your **** tastes like ****!"
He replies:
"Yer,the dog didn't want to go either".

omg sorry tom

its a joke calm down

hell its kind of funny

its not kinda it is

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