one night I was in a bar in Austin trying to impress this girl picked up a stack of white napkins off the bar through them up in the air and said look A Flock of Seagulls! I put $5 in tip jar before I picked up the napkins and the bar back got pissed off , I told him chill out man the just napkins if that's the worst that happens in here tonight y'all doing good better be glad I don't drink no more and then you would have a reason that sold me out I live in Waco Texas and where I was raised I quit drinking a few years ago before that I have gotten kicked out of every bar and in this town sometimes two or three times same bar . I have settled way down !:

I forgot to tell y'all that kicked me out and I was sober man!