Once again, these are actual snippets from actual profiles on another dating site. I have not corrected them in any way (I don't think I'm going to live long enough to do that). As always, I have provided some helpful commentary after each example.

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i really hate these things, considering no one can really sum themselves up in a tiny white box. but here ya go: my personality cannot be summed up in three words or less.

Wow, I feel like I’ve known you forever....

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im a out going down to earthe kind of girl that likes hicking camping hanging out i would like to meet some one that dones not like just sitting around

That hicking can take a lot out of you, though....

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Hey, everybody my name is Dorothy im polish and Im 21 ? I really just enjoy having fun: clubbin, chillin, watchin movies, love music, sports(Football), shopping ? ?

You really aren’t sure, are you?

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Well about me Im a hard woring girl that likes to hang out with friends and go dancing and just having a good time.

“Hard woring.” OK. That could go two ways, I'm thinking....

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In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer.

See, the problem with trying to use your vocabulary to impress people is that some of us are going to catch made-up words like “undebiable.”

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Im petite. 5 ft 120 lbs.Im fun 2 be around and im basically looking for someone to date and maybe date. Im also lookin for a man who can understand that diamonds are a girls bestfriend.

But do you want to date?

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Im sexii i lyke to have sex,and do sexii things... whateva u want to do i will do it..any time, anywhere and any plce. Im black,5'3 big as tits,and is ready to do anything that comes my way....

Big as what now....?

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I will tell you later.qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

I don’t really want to know.

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HI MY NAME IS TINA AND I'M JUST LOOKIN FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO AND HAVE FUN WITH AND MAYBE GO OUT WITH. I LIKE TO GO OUT TO PARTYS AND I LIKE TO HANG WITH OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

So what are they supposed to do while you’re hanging? Some friend you are.

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What am I looking for

The guy who makes love to you

as he's racing out the door


Have you ever actually TRIED that? Not as easy as it sounds....

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im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina

Limited vocabularies aren’t all that appealing either, now that I think about it....

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just sho me ya body parts if you are willing then cum and talk to me
i will be waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is basically somethin that i need to fufill my fantacy.....

Notice, however, that no one ever has a fantasy about a spelling book.

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art.
coffee
hello kitty.
sushi.
pervert

Apparently, this is some sort of shopping list.

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I am very fun and love you have a good time

Are you Yoda?

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i am a kid in heart, i like to go to the mall, i dislike a guy who look at another girl when he is with me and i like a guy who likes kids. i babysits kids and i want to be in love and get merry.


While you’re in town, don’t forget to check out our many five-star crack houses....

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Who really knows what to write in these things?

Well, I know who DOESN’T....

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OMG...I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my cheeks..... Lex.... unbelievable!

Too funny as usual.

Thank you, I needed that laugh.