A old woman and a old man sitting in a nursing home.
The old man looks at the old woman and says " I bet you can't guess how old I am ".
The old woman sits there for a minute, reaches down, unlocks her wheelchair, rolls over to the front of the old man, unzips his pants, pulls his peter out, flops it around, plays with it some, then stuffs it back into his pants, zips him back up, reaches down, rolls her wheelchair back to where it was, looks him dead in the eye and says......... " your 87 years old ".
The old man sat there for a while and finally said " how the hell did you figure that out " ?
And the old woman said " I didn't, you told me yesterday ".

ahahahaha ****.. that is good stuff.

don't make fun of us senile people



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