i remember a time when i was in a arkward situation

My birth.
Stupid umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.
I remember thinking
"This is soooo awkward".

I think I was 18/19
In hospital and the Doctor came in with around 5 students. Male and female.

He asked if it was ok if the students watched while he examined me and not having time to think I just said yes.
I had one of those hospital gowns on which he just lifted above my waist exposing everything.
I went bright red, I could have killed him on the spot.

I had a right go at him when I saw him later.

Turns out it was food poisoning I had and he was examining my stomach so I could have pulled the gown off my shoulders to my waist and kept my pride in tact.

Good job I'm hung like triple crown winner

Ummm... called-out the wrong name..
Well.doing..wink wink... awkward..lol

^^^^oh joe
hung like triple crown winner? oh joe


An awkward moment:

Bumped into two female officemates (let's call them #1 and #2) I had not seen for a long time in the subway.
me to #1: so when are you due?
#2 replied: she is not pregnant

I got off the moment the subway stopped even if it wasn't my destination.