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fine dont want my turkey,,, ill find someone who does,, mean ass,,lol
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lol Im scared of salmonella!!!!
  Dear diary....Ive never even cooked a turkey before.....Im terrible gf/wife material!!! 
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this has no chance of having it,, the internal temp got to 195,, and the required is 180,, and its tastey,, and the dry ice would keep it fresh,, just warm up and have at it
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Dear diary.......No one has ever offered to send me turkey via airmail before!!!
Geeeeeeez I wonder what else I can get on the internet??? 
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lol,, dd,, what cant you get on the internet
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lol It seems I cant get a man!!!
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i can think of one fer ya,, and i can mail him to ya,,,lol
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think i wont do it,, say live bear on the outside and stuff the box with news paper
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Now that would be funny!!!!
But what would my imaginary bf Eric think???
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i dunno,, maybe he wont know,, jsut dont let the bear around the computer
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see,, it all works out in the end
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<------pokes purple in the left eye with a stick......puts on bag lady bag and stares at purple....
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awww poor gyps
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where the hell is she????
I bet she went SHOPPING!!! 
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what would you be doing
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Dear diary....hmmmmm I cant go shopping anymore......I shouldnt even say that word.....no no noooooooooo!!!! But then again I will be close to a mall tomorrow.......getting my car ummmmmm oil change? and whatever else they do....
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dd,, gyps had officially lost it
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Diary........I already lost it!!!! But I swear Im a virgin!!!
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