dEAR diary.....Ive been in your place before......standing......staring.....staring again.....throwing everything on the bed.......mix n match.......put some makeup on too!!!

Dear Diary, I like being a male of the species. We don't have these sort of problems.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
I'm so excited/nervous.......

ya I'll put on a little eyeliner an mascara an some clear lip gloss....

but WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT TO WEAR !!
I told him I didnt know what I was going to wear an implied stress then he started lookin in his closet an stressin out tooo

Dear diary......Men NEED to stress out too!!!! There will be no just putting a baseball cap on!!!!

Do you have some dress pants or jeans that look good????

Yes I do. I do prefer jeans though.

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OMG !! an here I sit basically not accomplishing ANYTHING
but getting nervous !! my dishwasher is being delivered tommorrow toooooo I should really tidy up an ........

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! to nervous to do anything!!

Dear diary......Just wear something that makes your butt look FABULOUS!!!

hahahaaaaaaaaa NOT you!!!! I meant purple!!!

But yes Kid.......wear something that makes your butt look fabulous !!!

I have hardly any cigs , I'm smokin joints instead.....
I dont think its helping me to think.......

There you are welcome gypsy, soooooooooo, happy your back,

did they feed you right?,

did you have to sleep on a steel cot?,

where you allowed to watch tv?,

you didn't get sexual offended did you?,

did you get to go outside?,

what time was lock up?,


did you make any crimminal friends inside?,

did your friends bring you a puff?,

what was the toughest thing you went through?,

did you get into fights?,

Are you going to be on your best behavior now?

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo Dear diary.........I will be on my best behaviour........ or I will be out for at least 30 days

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwd I hate it when Im bad!!!

Dear diary......ok so we kinda know what were going to wear.....hahaha WE......ummmmm so now we must work on how youre going to be on the date.......DONT LET HIM THINK HE HAS THE UPPER HAND!!!

Be a little mysterious......dont tell him your life story all at once.....dont talk about the ex....

While we missed your bad ass

so keep your bad ass right here


besides purplecat went nuts

double posting


she looked like she was posessed


or highly charged


or smoked some of

cheche and chong's truck

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA.........

Upper hand?