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I"M DIZZY !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! breath !! DONT FORGET TO BREATH!!!!!!   
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!BYE !!!!ttyl!!!!
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Good luck!!!! Have a FABULOUS TIME !!!! 
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Have fun!!
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DD
Well no dates here!! But should have a good party night tomorrow
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DD
Thinking of going to bed and reading my book for a while......it's been a long week 
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DD
.....Ok then good night ..... 
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Dear Diary,
Which idiot decided I can work a gazillion days straight and be any benefit to the human race? 
Oh !! it was me..... 
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Only a gazillion?
Piece of cake!
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Hi Harry.
I have got either five or ten more days to go...depending on whether I fire myself or not... 
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Hi Lee
I have another 53 years left and then I might be able to think about retiring.
Don't fire yourself. It wouldn't look good on a resume.
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Dear Diary,
Vincent the kitten decided he might not try and gnaw my leg off today, and is all smoochy... I think he must have banged his head...
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Dear diary.........when is purple coming home??? Is she back from her date yet???? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I must know!!!! The diary must know EVERYTHING!!!
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<------INSERT CRAPPY ELEVATOR MUSIC.......WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LETS PARTY LIKE ITS 1999!!!
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<--------CRQANKS UP bILLY IDOL......DANCING WITH MYSELF!!!!
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<-------awaiting her next victim!!!!!1
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Dear diary......do you ever leave the tv on for your cats because they get lonely???? geeeeeeeez Im cranking up my tunes with my headphones on and I have the tv on for the cats!!!
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oh yaaaaaaaaaay!!! I come back from jail and purple is on a date.....kid went away to work.......pfffffffffft nobody to play withhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Where is slowhand???
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I made it halfway
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What???? where are you????
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Edmonton
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