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| Topic: Dear Diary, a new beginning | |
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Well come over and cook for me and I'll eat what you make.
 So long as it's not fish.
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ketchup ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Nasty stuff!!!! only use it in my meat loaf or sweet and sour sauce........ewwwwwwwwwww bloody ketchup.......
 
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Dear diary......do I look like a cook to you???? Where do you see that sign?????
 Oh and I would make fish for sure.....  and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!1 
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I didn't see any signs. Just a suggestion.
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Dear diary.......omg he still doesnt know........IM A TERRIBLE COOK!!!
YOU WOULD SURELY STARVE!!!! HAMBURGER HELPER IS MY FRIEND!!!
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Hmmmmm
You're smart, you can learn!
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SO CAN YOU!!!!!
 
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Dear diary, gypsy drove by me the other day. Her car had so much garbage, fast food wrappers, and food boxes there was barely enough room for her to drive. Gypsys version of canook automotive airbags.
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ohhhhhhhhh ya and while Im at it.......lets learn how to drive a standard in the snow too????
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OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear diary........tell biker that was my "old" car.....now my car is clean........kinda!
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I counted 621 empty marlboro menthol light 100s packs.
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oh no marlbro....they 're Export or Players no doubt......
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100's....wow those packs must be big......
 ours come in 20's.......
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I am and I'm geting better too!
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must need a giant purse for those babies!....
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ohhhhhhhhhh no.....marboros havent had those since I lived in Cali........
Now Im smoking John Players.....or Canadian Classics......new brands!!!  Hmmmmmmm someone should send me smokes from the usa.....only $30 a carton there!!! |
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Dear diary, tell gypsy when her cat disappeared for a week that it was actually hiding in the rubbish in her car living off of half eaten mcdonalds egg mcmuffins.
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I dont want no stinkin menthols!!!
Its like smoking a cough drop!!!
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