mine turns 8 in January....I sooooooo dread when she comes home saying she's in love

And he spells his name Nik instead of Nick....she thinks that he is just to cool

So we had the whole boys are yucky and they stink conversation again....

YUP!
Boys are smelly, gross, hairy, nasty....all the above

Maybe if I spelled my name Phred instead of with an 'F' the ladies would think its cool...

Well at least my 7 year old would...LMAO

Well....I think I will dig through my book shelf and find some cheesey sleezy romance to fall asleep to .......
Good night...

Yeah, mine would be about the only one that would think it's cool

Good luck with the reading

Need to go pass out myself..

G'night

Dear Diary, why don't attention seeking kids have regulated bedtimes?


Blah blah blah blah blah.....

worst cramps ever had..sweating soaked with sweat dizzy gonna puke hurts so much barely move cant stand up to ......help me........

cramps from the flu or ?

I just had to pig out and eat the oreos

<----------pokes purple in the head with a stick to see if she is still alive.....

Dear diary.................... I think purple is
































DEAD







































ASLEEP.......

dEAR DIARY.......Im so bored of illegal immigration.....too bad fanta got banned for a week so we cant talk about it anymore!!!

Dear diary......wtf is this??? Boring Tuesday??? Should I have written it on the calendar???? uhhhhhhhhh everyone go to sleep early???

they said the cramps would be bad when i got my period , that was supposed to be about a month ago ......intense pain ...

Dear diary.......ohhhhhhhhh we need drug therapy.......who has a bong????

Hmmmmm I dont remember cramps........but then again I was drinking alot!!!

Dear Diary,

someone get Purple a hot water bottle and some muscle relaxants.... ummm...some mild pain relief..

OMFG !! downing the childrens asprin rolling a joint, bit better still intense my daughter was readyto call an ambulance a little hile ago

Dear diary......Purple needs some ........

WHITE LION....WHEN THE CHILDREN CRY

little child
dry your crying eyes
how can I explain
the fear you feel inside
cause you were born
into this evil world
where mas is killing man
and no one knows just why
what we have become
just look what we have done
all that we destroyed
you must build again

when the children cry
let them know we tried
cause when the children sing
then the new world begins

little child
you must show the way
to a better day
for all the young
cause you were born
for all the world to see
taht we all can live
with love and peace
no more presidents
and all the wars will end
one united world
under god

when the children cry
let them know we tried
cause when the children sing
then the new world begins

what we have become
just look what we have done
all that we destroyed
you must build again
no more presidents
and all the wars will end
one united world
under god

when the children cry
let them know we tried
when the children fight
let them know it ain't right
when the children pray
let them know the way
cause when the children sing
then the new world begins

got my Johnsone on my tummy it helps , drinking all the kids childrens asprin.....rolling a joint......GOD !! IT HORRIBLE!!its like labour........