LOL, Maybe I just did!

Let's close our eyes and click our heels together 3 times.

I cant say that I am looking for love that takes time for it to be real

I am more wanting to meet someone I can connect with and then see if that goes anywhere

I hate falling in love, the ground is pretty hard when the clouds let you go! But I have to agree it is nice when that feeling lasts .

Ahhh yes, a love that lasts! Wouldn't that be nice!!

I just want a massage and a story and some grapes...

Love shmove...gimme the grapes...

I want some cheese and grapes......oh and a bottle of wine and chocolate and strawberries and whipcream..........hmmmmmmmmmm do Iask for much??

Dear Love thread,

It has to be an interesting story, with candles, and all nice smelling oils, and satin cushions, and Queen of Sheba stuff...

ohhhhhhhhh ya I forgot about the candles.........tea lights everywhere.......ohhhhhhhh lets play "the lights went out"

Dear Love thread,

I have more please...


I also want a really nice dinner cooked for me, a yummy platter of all my favourite foods, and maybe some pineapple and coconut juice, with crushed ice, he can use his giant biceps to crush the ice, it might impress me...

And...and..and... he can wear one of those cute little loin cloth thingos...and be all tanned and buff... and have cool hair, and he can sing to me when he finishes my story...


me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

the lights went out and i can't find my way...crawling...
groping...knocking stuff over - wait! i feel soft warm skin!

the oil smells so nice....

But can you sing???

dd,

the kids tolerate my voice. i do sing some. sometimes i get compliments. i was the lead in some musicals when i was a kid.
but i am actually a little shy about singing.



but if i were in queensland in the historic district i would
sing for .....you.

wow......forget about love!!! we want food!!!!

Food and loin cloths and candles and oils and food and stories, and food and singing, and milk for Gypsy's tea...


That is love, isn't it????

Dear Love thread,

Can I add to my order?

I want that sex stuff too...it seems like it could be fun...

oh and SEX!!!!

Now you have my attention!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh Muriel was being very very bad tonight!!!!!!!

Does she need a spanking?