The was this 80 yr old man and his 80 wife. They lived on the farm where they raised cows and chicken. Every morning, the wife would fix her husband breakfast. Well, the husband was in a foul mood one morning..... While his wife was cooking, he grabbed her breast and said to her, "Baby, if you can get milk out of this right here, I'll get rid of all those cows." She didn't say or do anything, just kept cooking. A minute later, he grabbed her between her legs and said to her, "Sweetheart, if you can get an egg out of here, I'll get rid of all my chickens."...................






Then, she took the dish towel, threw it over her shoulder, and turned around. She grabbed him between HIS legs and said to him, "If you ever get this hard, I'll get rid of your brother!!!"

That was funny!