A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Fade is right,with your skin tonem,blonde or Red.You look Irish to me

thanks wardriver for the chuckle

good Joke. Here is one back at you: A husband took his wife hunting with him,he placed her 100yrds from him and settled into his stand. 30 mins latter he hears his favorite rifle sound off.He knew it was his wife that shot. He climbs out of his stand and starts to walk to his wife. He hears a second shot from his old rifle,and hears his wife yelling,so he runs to her. When he gets there,his wife is screaming and pointing her gun at a man ducking behind a fallen tree, Wife: "Get away from my deer" , {man behind tree}: " You can have it lady,just let me get my saddle off it"