This blonde walks into a bar and sees this realy cute guy sitting at the bar. She walks up to him and asks him what he's drinking. He replies "magic beer." The blonde looks at him weirdly and says that he is crazy, so the guy says watch this and takes a sip and jumps out the window flies around the building three times comes in and sits back down. The blonde grabs his beer and jumps out the window falls to the ground and dies.
The bartender looks up and says, "Superman you're such an idiot when you're drunk!"

LMAO!!!

thanx pple

i take a bow