Topic: the aerobics poem
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Tue 11/13/07 02:30 PM
POT AEROBICS CLASS

Roll it. Light it.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control that coughing.
Big happy smiles, boys!
Hold your tummies in.
OK, all together now...
Breathe deeply.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control that coughing, Bob.
Big smiles. Be happy!
Release that tension.
Now you've done it!
You're stoned -- on dope.
OK, let's take it from the top.
Chests out. Tummies in.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one!