On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS!

i loved this, so funny!!!!!!

laughing so hard here i'm crying!!!!!!!!!!

i needed that i had a hard day at work!

i suddenly love my job, i didnt think that was possible haha

Man! That's not right!{)

Thanx. Made my day.

Thank you for sharing that joke with us, very cute.

cheered me right up.but how did you discover this????

No, you don't understand! Rectal thermometers are used for measuring INFANTS' temperature. The only way to confirm that the thermometer is accurate for its intended purpose is to use a REAL BABY for the testing.

So the real* question is, who WOULDN'T want to work in the rectal thermometer quality control department at Johnson and Johnson.













*not actually real.