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Topic: Warning to all guys!!!!
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Sat 09/10/16 09:03 PM Edited by BreakingGood on Sat 09/10/16 09:47 PM
If your jock itches then scratch it. These things happen when things get moved.

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Sat 09/10/16 09:07 PM Edited by Annagram on Sat 09/10/16 09:10 PM
So morale to the story: tell her you love her a bit more often then? That is if you do. Here is a funny 'joke' (more of a long anecdote) about differences in perception on a relationship between a man and a woman.

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Sat 09/10/16 09:13 PM
So morale to the story: tell her you love her a bit more often then? That is if you do. You tell me. I assume women need more attention then I think they do. But it is more of a warning to young guys. Women need lots of attention and drama in their lives.

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Sat 09/10/16 09:34 PM
College football season is here... what do you expect???

Integrityis1st Joined Sun 07/24/16 Posts: 9956	Sat 09/10/16 09:40 PM
If she felt secure in your love .. She would not have left . Even More disturbing.... . She could not talk to you ????? Before it escalated to the point she left . Exactly!!!

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Sat 09/10/16 10:04 PM Edited by BreakingGood on Sat 09/10/16 10:06 PM
Aww BG . .. You edited your little story .... Was that the joke .. Cause I have to say .. There was little humour in your little breakup story It's all good. I can roll with the punches. Also what do you mean little? What exactly are you saying. Hmmmm Blondie? What did you hear?

FadedJeans30 Joined Sat 09/10/16 Posts: 1	Sun 09/11/16 05:07 AM
ya usually if your girl isnt talking to about what's bothering them, and keep saying drop it, usually they did something wrong u don't know bout so instead of talking bout they're issues with you they let it get to that point so the break up is easier

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sun 09/11/16 07:59 AM
If your jock itches then scratch it. These things happen when things get moved. I liked the first story better, got a chuckle out of it. Ummm if she left for these reason.. My Friend... you might need to take a class on body language 101 I am betting there were a lot of clues you didn't pick up on. Communication is the key to any relationship

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Mon 09/12/16 03:04 PM
If your jock itches then scratch it. These things happen when things get moved. thats some funny * ** right there!!!!!!

decentguy1616 Joined Sun 09/11/16 Posts: 10	Mon 09/12/16 09:41 PM
So morale to the story: tell her you love her a bit more often then? That is if you do. You tell me. I assume women need more attention then I think they do. But it is more of a warning to young guys. Women need lots of attention and drama in their lives. Women need lots of attention and drama in their lives.

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Mon 09/12/16 10:29 PM
the drama usually occurs after no communication or insufficient emotional communication is offered or withheld

Aditya1703 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 3	Sun 09/18/16 01:21 AM
Lovely..

sk2479 Joined Thu 09/22/16 Posts: 1	Thu 09/22/16 11:22 PM
Agreed

scepticalsoulmate Joined Wed 08/24/16 Posts: 9737	Sat 10/29/16 07:09 AM
are we talking about clean undies here?

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Sat 10/29/16 07:20 AM
are we talking about clean undies here? No . The question is. .. Did he post on a secured server ??

NotPay4Play Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 5333	Sat 10/29/16 09:43 AM
are we talking about clean undies here? Or are we talking about dirty laundry here.