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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? How do blind people know when they are done wiping? |
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
if th blind walk up to it... If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?YES Would a fly without wings be called a walk?YES If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?YES How do blind people know when they are done wiping?SMELL.... |
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hmmmm so you gonna answer the man or be stuck up wtf?????
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they change th subject...
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Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? |
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why not quit being silly and set your date up with michael?
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oh sorry michael i was reading.. the answer is never..
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Whoa
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-zero...squared+icexwind=pretty fukin'cold...
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lol... better get a bandaid dude
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Why is bread square and meat round?
Because for as long as government has existed they have insisted on trying to square pegs in round holes...........haha |
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trying to put square pegs in round holes....
man I stink at everything... |
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lol sorry michael.. i hope you were messing around when you asked that
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ohhhh no you dont silly girl lol
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You know if I were to come under arrest and the female officer told me
"Anything I say will be held against me..." I'm thinking "Breasts" lol |
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lmfao mal!!
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lol
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Snacky...-zero...squared+icexwind=pretty fukin'cold...
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BAD! SHUP! man, you want me to kick your ass huh lmao
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Why don't blondes drive over 68 mph?
Cuz when they hit 69 they blow a rod.... |
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