There were two Southern Bells sitting on the porch. The first Bell turns to the second in a rich, southern accent and says,
"Look at this house. My husband got it for me."
The second replies,
"How nice."
The first turns to the second again and says,
"You see that Porsche over there. My Husband got it for me."
The second girl replies,
"How nice."
Again the first turns to the second and says,
"You see this expensive diamond ring here? My husband bought this for me for our anniversary!"
Once again, the second replies
"How nice."
"Well"
said the first Bell,
"What ever did your Husband get for you?"
The second Bell replies,
"Well, my Husband paid for my finishing school."
"Finishing school? What ever did you get by going to finishing school?"
the first Bell asks.
The second replies,
"I learned to say, “How nice” instead of F*CK YOU!"

damn guess i need to go to finishing school

good one

very funny

I PREFER THE F*CK U LOL