I'm the best kind of crazy...
What kind of crazy is that you're thinking....
Well let me tell you...
Wait a minute!!.. someone's talking to me... what's that ?.... no I didn't put your keys in the peanut butter jar again....ohhh..k.. well actually I did put them in the peanut butter jar again...
.... wait a minute.. hold on to that thought for a second... someone's talking to me.... did I slash your tires.?.. no !!..I didn't slash your tires...well..ohh k.. I did!.. slash your tires.. but I told you not to park in my spot anymore... don't say I didn't warn you..
Whats..that.?.. just hang on to that thought for a minute someone's trying to talk to me..lol..

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Sounds to me like the classic war between the ID, the ego and the superego

.. climbs up through the window.. and springs into the room from it... wearing nothing but his underwear black socks and a red cape..
Says !!!..did somebody say superhero???..
Ohhh.. wait a minute!!.. SUPEReeeGO.

Oops.. .. backs up to window and falls out of it..lol

.. climbs up through the window.. and springs into the room from it... wearing nothing but his underwear black socks and a red cape..
Says !!!..did somebody say superhero???..
Ohhh.. wait a minute!!.. SUPEReeeGO.

Oops.. .. backs up to window and falls out of it..lol

Kicks open the door runs into the room..... nope!! not in here....
...psssst...psssst.. yeah you!!.. yes I'm talking to you..!!.. do me a favor ..if you happen to come across my marbles.... wait a minute don't say anything!!!.. did you sweep this room for any surveillance devices..?..ohhh.. tell me you looked for hidden cameras and listening bugs..
.... quick!!! here put on this tin foil hat....
Okay !..now you can only speak with me .. telepathically.... what did you just say?.!. hello!! are you picking up my.. signal.??... you gotta turn it around or it won't work..... that's better... okay you stay here I'm going up to the roof...hmmm... where did I put my high powered rifle again..??..lol..