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Mojorising17 · 2016-08-09T02:47:57-07:00

She said "if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee... I replied "if you were my wife I'd drink it!" :sunglasses:

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Mojorising17 Joined Fri 08/05/16 Posts: 1	Tue 08/09/16 02:47 AM
She said "if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee... I replied "if you were my wife I'd drink it!"

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Wed 08/10/16 09:04 AM
She said "if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee...I replied "if you were my wife I'd drink it!" thats some funny * ** right there!!!!!!

babykris6c Joined Tue 05/10/16 Posts: 2816	Wed 08/10/16 09:07 AM
not bad lol

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Wed 08/10/16 05:19 PM


SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Thu 08/11/16 08:17 AM
not bad lol not bad? no babe that was some funny * ** right there!!!!!!

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Tue 08/16/16 05:17 AM
She said "if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee... I replied "if you were my wife I'd drink it!" borrowed from Winston Churchill

loveislighting Joined Sat 06/03/17 Posts: 11	Thu 04/12/18 07:56 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How sweet... How cute...

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 15737	Fri 04/13/18 03:24 PM