Is there really a love portion?

did you mean love potion? Hmmm maybe.. Wish to use one?

No, but even if there was one why would you want to use it? Speaking for myself I would not want to resort to any tricks to find love, I prefer it finds me and accepts me for who I am. Good luck to you Sir.

Potion?
If you mean "can I take something that will release the same feel good chemicals of love in my brain?" lots of chocolate and cocaine while listening to music would do it.

If you mean "what is something I can give someone, take myself, or share with another person, that circumvents the dating process, the learning to communicate, and just condenses the months of growing closer, burgeoning feelings, relationship development, all to guarantee a long term relationship, solidifying the bonding right now, gives me instant 'love' relationship gratification, guaranteeing someone loves me and I love them?"
That doesn't exist.

The love portion is the whole cherry pie and nothing less...

not the American pie 2e? lol

Close. LOL

https://youtu.be/OjyZKfdwlng

oh! abruptly?so soon?lol!

Maybe you should ask Madame Ruth, for sure she knows the answer and maybe you can sing this song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXhXLsNJL8

"Love Potion Number Nine"

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy
With the gold cap tooth
She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9

I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm
And she made a magic sign
She said
"Whatcha need is
A bottle of Love Potion #9"
She bent down and turned around
And gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna make it up
Right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine
And looked like India ink
I held my nose
I closed my eyes
I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop
Down at 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of
Love Potion #9

She bent down and turned around
And gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna make it up
Right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine
And looked like India ink
I held my breath and closed my eyes
I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop
Down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of
Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9

The making of the LOVE PORTION.. Usually under full moon.
A very tedious process..


PS.
Can add flavour if you like..
The most popular now are the ... Strawberry and chocolate flavour.

THE MAKING OF LOVE PORTION

For more authentic taste.... You can add spices with little dash of curry powder..

Pheromones, if we could bottle them. But so far scientists have not found the human pheromone for sex.

Studies offer some of the most recent evidence that people perceive all sorts of interesting things about one another through olfaction. Airborne molecules that elicit a reaction in a member of the same species are called pheromones, and the most famous ones are potent aphrodisiacs, like androstenone and androstenol in the saliva of male boars. If a fertile female gets a whiff of these molecules, she’ll present her rear to the male, a universal gesture in wild pig patois that means, “Let’s start a family.”

Always wondered why women stick their butt in my face

In one 2005 study, gay men given anonymous samples of sweat preferred the scent of gay men, and heterosexual men fancied the scent of women. One’s nose can also help identify a genetically compatible mate. Researchers asked women to rate the odors of T-shirts worn by different men. Women preferred men whose DNA was different enough from their own that it would increase the likelihood of producing a child with a robust immune system.


Anyway...seems sometime in the future we might very well have a "love potion" available.

unfortunately it will probably be too late for me

To lour in unsuspecting women just get some stinkem on your hang me down.

Women want what other women have.