Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his
little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your
beautiful Mommy".
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take
this to your silly Daddy."
The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked
his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To "take
this to the poor dude upstairs."
The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

rofl

gezzzzzzzz, tom put up jokes worse than this and got all kinds of comments..gezzzz, guess i wont anymore what happen to this site anyways? its like dead beat anymore

i still love my friends though..i treasure that

could be timing

i think he does his later maybe

i thought it was good

and handy

I loved it!! LMAO!!! It was great!

OMG!! that was funny!

LMAO

Litt;e Johnny walk into his parents bedroom to find his mother bent over the dresser and dad was riding her from behind. Dad just kind of wink and smiled at him and Johnny left the room. After a little while Dad stuck his head in Johnny's room to find grandma bent over the nightstand and Johnny riding her from behind,,, Dad yelled at him and Jonny say's " See ,, it ain't so funny when it's your mother" !