Topic: Are you normal? Survey
Lookingfortheone1068's photo
Thu 11/08/07 08:31 AM
Are You Normal?

A survey done of Americans, about their habits and actions.

Driving

4 out of 5 sing in the car.

12% of men never use their car blinkers.

45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it)

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

71% can drive a stick-shift car.

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

What We Shouldn't be Doing

13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.

91% of us lie regularly.

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

Religion

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average)

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

49% believe in ESP.

Daily Living

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).

59% of us say we're average-looking.

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.

53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

Love & Sex

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

29% of us are virgins when we marry. (How many claim they are?)

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".

56% of men have had sex at work.

60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue)

Winx's photo
Thu 11/08/07 08:32 AM
Nope. I'm abbie normal. (Young Frankenstein)

Lookingfortheone1068's photo
Thu 11/08/07 08:34 AM
Young Frankenstein is one of the greatest movies EVER!!

bgeorge's photo
Thu 11/08/07 08:41 AM
gotta go w/winx

DaveyB's photo
Thu 11/08/07 09:15 AM
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45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it)
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Which only goes to prove that even in a blind study people lie.


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71% can drive a stick-shift car.
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71% CLAIM to know how to drive a stick. Most of the people I've seen attempting to do it haven't a clue.laugh

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91% of us lie regularly.
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As proven by the results of this survey LOL

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90% believe in divine retribution.
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82% believe in an afterlife.
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I wonder what the other 8% believe?

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59% of us say we're average-looking.
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Which means probably 20% of us are delusional LOL

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37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
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Good can one of them come to my house make make it stop blinking 12:00

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The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
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Min's!!! Not seconds?.... damn laugh

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Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
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Read a study, the actual is like 70% are between 5 & 5.5 no guys you can't measure from your @sshole

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56% of men have had sex at work.
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Wacking off to the latest porn on the net shouldn't count.

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Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
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And men are lucky if they use 4 out of those 10. I think women are just more realistic about how many they're going to use.