Topic: MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 2 | |
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[dave 3:16]
"christianity---the belief that a jewish zombie,who was his own father,can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh,and telepathically accept him as your master,so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because the rib woman was convinced by the talking snake to eat from the magical tree...??? yeah...it makes perfect sense!!! " |
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A Person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it
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Common aim is stronger than blood.
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If it moves shoot it
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I don't care how attractive you think you look if you have an ugly heart you're ugly.
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mirror, mirror on the wall......
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ignorance is not bliss. it's just ignorant.
~dub |
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mirror, mirror on the wall...... "just like with a car,life is not nearly as much about the age as it is the mileage " ~shovelheaddave |
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Lost on Purpose...
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
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If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex you don’t deserve a sandwich
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i keep the sammich fixin's in the mini fridge to make it easier for you to crawl to.
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i keep the sammich fixin's in the mini fridge to make it easier for you to crawl to. 🤦♀️good thinking dubbie |
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"I love poorly educated people!"
(and they love me.) ~Donald J. Trump February 24,2016 |
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Wise men speak because they have something to say;
Fools because they have to say something. Plato |
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If you can’t convince them...confuse them
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I talk to my equals, and to all others I teach.
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If you can’t convince them...confuse them Make sense |
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Commen sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in every persons garden.
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I talk to my equals, and to all others I teach. |
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