One day God decided he wanted to go on vacation, yet He was could not decide on where to go.
Trying to help one angel offered,
"Why don't you go to Mercury?"
To this God replied,
"I've been there before, and I got the worst sunburn ever."
Another angel said,
"You should go to Mars."
"I've been there too. It's way too cold, and theres not even any skiing,"
Replied God.
A third angel chimes in,
"What about Earth? It's really pretty. I've been there, so I know."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah,
said God.
I went there once, and they still accuse me of getting some girl pregnant!"

I like that one, very good!!