I guess you could say that I'm seeking Waldo. My labors thus far have been fruitless. I have scrolled the crowd searching for him but he is no where to be found. He has been eluding me. Maybe he doesn't want to be found.
So Waldo, where are you? Have you been hiding from me? Why don't you want do be found? Are you afraid?
Don't be afraid Waldo, for I am not scary. The world can sometimes be a cruel place but I am not a cruel person. On the contrary, I am a warm and caring person with a great sense of humor.
Waldo, all you need to do is reveal yourself.
Sincerely,
Donna

Umm.. terribly sorry to inform you but about a month ago Waldo.... tried hiding under a bus... well it was moving..yes.. he will be missed sadly by all his fans... but his brother Fernando... will continue with the family business... of hiding... good luck in your search for him..

That is truly sad indeed. How wonderful that his brother Fernando will continue to honor his memory by being elusive as well. I do wonder if Fernando will be as skilled in the art of elusiveness as his brother was. I suppose he is as I haven't heard of him, so he could have quite possibly been Waldo's teacher at the art of hiding. Now, I just hope he doesn't get run over by a bus.
Thank you for the well wishing in my quest.

He's in here. Now just find him and your love will be fulfilled.

Second changing hut from the left, he's in yellow and black....
A page out of a children's book will never help me with the real life search of finding him. So, it is sad to say that the quest lags on.

I saw him get eaten by a stray dog while trying to escape from a lion

Then all hope is lost for Waldo....
I best move on.

rest in peace waldo. You will be missed

There are other fish in the sea...or so I hope. The quest shall continue for a comparable match, hopefully it doesn't take a lifetime.