2 kegs of coors appear before cowboy from out of nowhere..


now dang it chris when are we going on this hunt

Me likes margaritas

damn .. anyone ever have a muscle spasm in their upper lip.. (not that lip get ur mind out of the gutter)

they tickle

whiskeys to rough
chanpangn costs to much
and vodka puts my mouth in gear
@fishin

<--------was going to say something to Dana just now
but is so not going there
lmao

me and my friend jose
we always have lots to say
he's always there and doesnt care
if i fall on my face or swear
always tells me the truth
no he wont lie
he'll tell me if i'm to crazy to try

lol@Dana
um
what id I call those things we were going to hunt agai
lmao

LOL YOU GOT THE SONG BRO

AND GOOD IDEA

beer is good.....

good idea chris..lol

<-is to buzze to gt into that conversation
lmao
NO WAY

I am all about the sex on the beach....
Its always sweet just like a peach....
I really hate it when its outta my reach...
And I dont care if you like my speech....
Shut the hell up and and give me my sex on the beach....

Hey bud!

here you go fishin
lmao






By Tom T Hall

In some of my songs i have casually mentioned
The fact that i like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(Chorus:)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And i'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth
When i yell as the waiter goes by

(Chorus)

Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
And i went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

i still want a screamin orgasm

ME TOO!!!! Oh you mean the drink....HAHAHAHA

THANX BRO

AND UMMM BABE...UMMMMM

no actually ...not the drink..lol..

hey look he's speachless