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| Topic: GRANNIT AND COWBOYS HANG EM HIGH SALOON #2 | |
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So is my daughters penny
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
 
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ummmm.... I nominate the name socrates.... or paco
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Damn is this place friggin dead or WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paco!!!!!!
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yeah. I used to have a scarlet macaw named paco. course, I grew up in central america, so that's a spanish name
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well i won't be online after 7 tomorrow night... gonna be partying....
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So is my daughters penny HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PENNY!!!!!!!! 
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So is my daughters penny HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PENNY!!!!!!!!
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good grief. somebody say something controversial.
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something contriversial
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howdy everone
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hey mommy
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Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this!
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! LMAO......SOMEONE SENT ME THIS....HAD TO SHARE IT!!!!!! |
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Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this!
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! LMAO......SOMEONE SENT ME THIS....HAD TO SHARE IT!!!!!! |
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ooopppps....double sent...my bad......
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something contriversial 
YOU ROCK |
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omfg.. that is hilarious
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excellent lynn
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Hi Fallen
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