thanks sis it is soo needed

ur welcome sis

my brothers wife just called and told him she wants a divorce

you should call it the fuzzy nipple or something

what about a fuzzy nipple

if i get you outta here i get all the ladys bro

the name of the bar..fuzzy nipple..I dunno it just popped in my head..I'm such a boober

Nah Cowboy needs to stay, John. We love ya both...

What ya gonna call it Dude in the Hat and Grannit's Asshole Lounge?

Damn Jenni I asked you to be my editor tonight

Don't let me say everything I am thinking

~singin~

you shouldnt of kissed me like this,,,,,,,,,,,

TOBY KEITH RAWKS!!!!!

or the slippery nipple lol

penny please tell me im number 1

Country and Western Sux

Damn Jenni Help me out here

Smack me or something

but Nicki when you say everything you're thinking its funny as hell

These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong.


I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.


Try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry"


She sells sea shells on the sea shore !


Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.


I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.


Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.

hands Nicki her screamin pillow...now every time you wanna say what you're thinkin punch it

<<<<<<<<<<< Thinks You Suck.



~jokin~

damn nick you callin me an asshole

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Screams into the pillow


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